The Tanah Lot temple in Bali, Indonesia. Photo by Chee Seong.

The Tanah Lot temple in Bali, Indonesia. Photo by Chee Seong.
Tuscany at night. Photo by Daniel Korzhonov.

Tuscany at night. Photo by Daniel Korzhonov.
Klein Garten flowers in Japan. Photo by Jeanette, Matador...

Klein Garten flowers in Japan.
Photo by Jeanette, Matador member.
The Cliffs of Mohor in Ireland. Photo by Steven, Matador member.

The Cliffs of Mohor in Ireland.
Photo by Steven, Matador member.
travelstoke-queensland: via Instagram: Tanah Lot, Bali

via Instagram: Tanah Lot, Bali
travelstoke-queensland: Stoked on a beautiful night in the...

Stoked on a beautiful night in the South Pacific
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What it feels like to study abroad [gifs]
When the plane takes off
See the rest here: http://bit.ly/14gLzKf
travelstoke-queensland: sunrise at uluru

sunrise at uluru
Chasing fish on Fraser Island, Queensland...

Chasing fish on Fraser Island, Queensland [pics]: http://bit.ly/14bqSQ3
travelstoke-queensland: Through the eye of a historic city

Through the eye of a historic city
Valle de Bravo, México. Photo by Mariana, Matador member.

Valle de Bravo, México.
Photo by Mariana, Matador member.
Ever shifting: The sands and landscapes of Queensland's Fraser...

Ever shifting: The sands and landscapes of Queensland's Fraser Island: http://bit.ly/13X1fSR
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Travel photography tip: Cleaning your gear on the road:...

Travel photography tip: Cleaning your gear on the road: http://bit.ly/13YUNuL
How to piss off a South African
Make the Danny Archer (Denni Acha) voice.
Seriously bru. Tell me "This is Africa." Or some shit about "coming here with your leptop computer and your hend senitaazer and hoping to make a diffrins." Or anything about "fokken prawns." Just try it.
We have dozens of different accents, from fossilized 1960s BBC English through to a form of lyrical screaming endemic to the Cape. But all that anyone seems to cast for in movies is a kind of flat Afrikaans that it's then assumed we all speak, and will find screamingly funny.
So when I come pick you up from the arrivals terminal at the airport, tell me how I sound nothing like a South African and persistently quote Blood Diamond and District 9 at me. Or tell me I sound exactly like it. See what kind of a turn our friendship takes.
Swimming in Tangke Salt Water Lagoon in Gigantes Sur,...

Swimming in Tangke Salt Water Lagoon in Gigantes Sur, Philippines.
Photo by talented photographer and community member, Al Destacamento.
Photographing Berlin's homeless: http://bit.ly/14euKzF

Photographing Berlin's homeless: http://bit.ly/14euKzF
Chasing fish on Fraser Island, Queensland...

Chasing fish on Fraser Island, Queensland [pics]: http://bit.ly/11kQU2d
7 'ethnic' foods that aren't ethnic at all "Chinese food:...

7 'ethnic' foods that aren't ethnic at all
"Chinese food: Did you honestly think something called the 'Pu Pu Platter' was authentically Chinese?"
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